Sure, Twilight sucks (and the recently released Twilight Eclipse promises to maintain that suspect level of quality), but when the emo vampire and shirtless-boy-whore werewolf are given the 8-bit treatment, even I have to show the franchise some love. Kinda.

8-bit Twilight is everything you’d expect from a Twilight video game if it were made, say, in 1985. Pixelated cutscenes, squat characters, and text selection boxes that help drive the…err…”story” Choose Your Own Adventure style.

It’s about as interesting as Team Edwards vs. Team Jacob will ever get, actually.