Platinum members of the gaming community, if you ever felt like you didn’t have it all already with your fancy iPhone, worry not. Now you can show everyone how good you got it with Microvision’s SHOW WX, a pocket-sized projector with a laser display system that boasts 10 ANSI lumens, a 5000:1 contrast ratio, WVGA (848 x 480) resolution, and it never needs focusing. Its battery lasts about two hours on a single charge, too.

If that sounds good to you call up your concierge to order yours for $549 for the standard edition. If you feel like you can skip lunch at Nobu for a day or two, by all means, go for the limited edition for $999, for which you’ll get a personalized splash screen, LE insignia, a certificate of authenticity, a VGA dock and some other trinkets.

Once you have your SHOW WX, find your nearest wall without an original Rothko on it and go to town playing Plants vs. Zombies and Flight Control. Those lasers should make any casual iPhone game feel like an actual substantial big screen gaming experience as you can scale images from 6 inches all the way up to 200.