Record of Agarest War brings video game sexy time to Xbox 360 today, PlayStation Store Thursday
By Jeffrey L. Wilson On 27 Apr, 2010 At 10:19 PM | Categorized As RPG, Strategy | With 1 Comment

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What happens when you combine video game sexy time with a thinking man’s strategy-rpg? The result is Aksys Games’ Record of Agarest War, which hit store shelves today (for Xbox 360; the PlayStation Store version will be released on Thursday).

Many games claim an epic scope, but Record of Agarest War truly delivers with over 100 hours of gameplay–100 hours! Developed by Compiled Heart, RED Entertainment, and Idea Factory, Record of Agarest War invites players into a gorgeous, expansive world of hope, despair, cute 2D sprites, and lots of anime-style eyecandy to titillate and delight. Players will wage war against the evil forces of darkness, take a bride (several,actually), and extend their lineage across five generations. It sounds very much like old school Phantasy Star, really. But with more ta-tas. Aksys Games speaks!

“As the release of Record of Agarest War nears, spirits are high here,” says Ben Bateman, Localization Editor, Aksys Games, struggling to be heard over a scene reminiscent of the end of Return of the Jedi. “The discs have been pressed, the mousepads fully tested, and the downloads uploaded. We feel confident that this game is poised to bring happiness to untold thousands. Candidly, anyone who does not feel elation at our impending release may have lost the capability to do so.”

Awesome. Some of the key gameplay features include Soul Breeding (the system that allows you to create a family), Collaborative Attacks (massive combo attacks using multiple party members-both in melee and at range),  Affection Rating (used to gauge how the ladies feel about you), trophies, and achievements.

For some glorious Record of Agarest War visuals, check out our gallery for more sexy time images. Oh yeah, and gameplay, too. You can purchase the game from the 2D-X Store.

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About - Founder and Editor-in-Chief Jeffrey L. Wilson’s love of all things shiny/digital has lead to jobs penning gadget- and video game-related nerd-copy for E-Gear, Laptop, LifeStyler, Parenting, PC Magazine, Sync, Wise Bread, and WWE. Besides overseeing the editorial content at 2D-X.com, the Brooklyn College grad hosts New York City’s monthly Bits and Bytes video game media and public relations meetup. You can find him at a bar sampling foreign beers, or on Twitter doing twittery things.