Companies using boobs to sell goods is one of the oldest and most dependable forms of advertising. Depending on your stance on the issue, you’ll either drool over the assets on display, laugh at the ridiculousness of the situation, or wave an angry fist. But when you move the situation to the gamingverse, and replace real world women with anime-style characters, it becomes f’n awesome.
Aksys’ Record of Agarest War: The Really Naughty Edition ($59.99) is a strategy RPG heading to the Xbox 360 that comes bundled with some rather interesting collectible items. Besides the game, you get the following:
- A 26-inch x 20-inch Yearning Ellis pillowcase
- 8.5-inch x 10.5-inch Sensual Vira-Lor mouse pad
- Record of the Agarest War Soundtrack
- Naughty Collector’s Box to protect your girls
Still, nothing says “I’m never getting laid by a human female again” quite like a cartoon pillowcase, or a mousepad with an anime chick giving you the come hither that prompts you to rest your wrist over her lady lumps. Are you ready to take that risk when the game arrives in April?
On the upside, I suppose it’s better to own Record of the Agarest War: The Really Naughty Edition than being caught playing this on a lonely Saturday night.
