After reading my mini-review of Civilization Wars, readers and players have been wondering how to beat the Turtle Boss in the game. He’s rough. Really rough. In this followup, I’ll tell you all how to beat the Turtle Boss, the Scorpion Boss, and the Octopus Boss.

If there is something better than ancient little people trying to kill other ancient little people like in Civilization Wars, then it had better be a free version of Total War. Otherwise, this is a pretty damned good game. It even saves your progress depending on what computer you’re on. If you’re bored at work or during your new day of unemployment, then you’ll probably want to check this out.